Desi Funny Jokes In Hindi

Desi Funny Jokes In Hindi

Santa Banta ne Hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha. 

Hindi teacher ne unko ped par ulta latakne ki saza di.

Thodi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya.

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Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya?

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Funny Santa: Nahi pakk gaya.

Santa to Air Hostess: Aapki shakal meri biwi se bahut milti hai.

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Air hostess ne zordaar thappad uske muh pe mara.

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Santa foran bola: Aadat bhi bahut milti hai.

Air hostess: Sir kya loge?

Jatt: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan..

Air hostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,.

Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!.

Santa Banta Se- Yaar “I am Going” Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai Batao.. 

Banta - Mai Ja Raha Hu...! 

Santa - Are Jate Jate Matlab To Batake Ja.

Modern zamaney ki ladki ka baap: Beti tum paheley mujhe papa keh kar bulati thi ab dad kyu.. Beti: papa kehne se lipstick kharab ho jati hai

Teacher asked to student: What is ur cast.. Student: Pehle to hum sharma thay, phir Rajput thay, phir Baniya ho gaye, abhi hai Darzi, Aage Mummy ki marzi

Real Tip Of The Life- Zindagi Ek Cigarette Ki Tarah Hai, Enjoy Karo.. Warna Jal To Rahi Hi Hai..! Khatam To Waise Bhi Ho Hi Jayegi..

Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai..Aur Laila Bethi Thi SmS Free Hone Ke Intezar Mai

Husband; Wife were Fighting 

Husband: SaLi KUTTI! 

Wife: SaLa KUTTA! 

The ChiLd was near, he Says Mai SaLa PUPPY