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Umar ki raah mein JAZBAAT badal jate hai,

Waqt ki AAndhi me HALLAT badal jaate hai,

Sochta hoon kaam kar kar ke Record tod dun,

Lekin kambhakt salary dekhte he KHAYAAL badal jaate hai..

Bindas muskurao kya gam hai,

Zindgi me tension kisko kam hai,

Yaad karne wale to bahut hai aapko,

Dil se ‘TANG’ karne wale to sirf HUM hai.

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,

Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,

Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,

Kisi ne sikhaya hai.. ya bachpan se hi kamine ho? ?? ??

Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai,

Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,

Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro,

Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai! ?? ??

Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne Ke Baad,

Ab Kisi Ko Dekhna Nahi Tumhe Dekhne Ke Baad,

Duniya Chhod Denge Tumhe Pane Ke Baad,

Khuda Maaf Kare Itna Jhooth Bolne Ke Baad! ?? ??

Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,

ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,

Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,

kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!

Chhod diye wo kam jinke galat the anjam,

Ab kuchh din nek kamo me bitayenge,

Aur 12thpass karne ke baad hi,

Koi nayi ladki ptayenge.

Na Need Aaye Raaton Ko,

Na Chaen Aaye Din Bhar,

Khuda Se Puchha Maine..

Kya Ye Pyar Ka Bukhaar Hai?

Khuda Ne Jawaab Diya..

Arre Nahi Garmi Mei Sabka Hi Aesa Haal Hai.

Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai,

Na Kuch Khane-Peene, Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai,

Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti,

Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai.

Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya,

Kushbu tere sath laya,

Phir mere dil me khayal aaya,

Ke lagta hay ki,

Aaj bhi tu..

Nahi ‘NAHAYA’

Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai;

Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai;

Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro;

Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai!

Tujhe Paane Ke Liye Kuchh Bhi Kar Sakta Hu;

Tere Pyaar Mein Jee Toh Kya, Mar Bhi Sakta Hu;

Phir Bhi Tu Nahi Mili To Koi Mujhe Gham Nahi;

Yeh Formula Kissi Dusri Pe Set Kar Sakta Hu!

Arz Farmaiya Hai:

Ishq Mein Zor Nahi Chalta, Ghalib;

Wah Wah!

Ishq Mein Zor Nahi Chalta, Ghalib;

Kabz Mein Bhi Nahi Chalta!

Baarish Hue Bheeg Gaye Hum;

Baarish Hue Bheeg Gaye Hum;

Rajinikanth Ne Phuk Maari;

Aur Fir Kya - Sukh Gaye Hum!

Bewaafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi;

Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamsar Hum Bhi Nahi;

Pyaar Ke Iss Maud Par Kehte Ho Ke Shadishuda Ho;

To Kya Hua Darling, Kunware Hum Bhi Nahi!

Na Jaane Wo Humse Kya Chhupati Thi;

Kuch Tha Zaroor Uske Payyare Se Hontho Pe;

Magar Na Jaane Kyon Humse Sharmati Thi;

Jab Munh Khulwaya Tab Jakar Maloom Huya;

Saali Chup-Chup Paan Masala Chabati Thi!

Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari;

Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega;

Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar;

To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega!

Na Jaane Kab Koi Taara Toot Jaaye;

Na Jaane Kab Koi Aansu Aankh Se Chhoot Jaaye;

Kuch Pal Hamare Saath Bhi Has Lo;

Na Jaane Kab Tumhare Daant Toot Jaaye!

Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain;

Baagon Mein Phool Khilane Se Darte Hain;

Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil;

Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananey Se Darte Hain!

Socha Tha Har Modd Par Tumhara Intezar Karenge;

Gaur Farmaiye:

Socha Tha Har Modd Par Tumhara Intezar Karenge;

Magar Kambakhat Saali Sadak Hi Seedhi Nikli!