Most Funny Jokes In English

Most Funny Jokes In English

Unlike others your brain is a master piece,

It is divided in 2 parts – Left & Right.

In left nothing is Right & in right nothing is Left!

What’s the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune?

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In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy.

He said to me: ‘I LOVE YOU’ :)

I said….

Oh My GOD!!!! What a co-incidence!

I love my self too…. ??

NEWTON’S LAWs:

A Cow Was Walking, Newton Stopped It..He Stopped,,

He Found His 1st Law..

“An Object Continues To Move Unless It Stops”

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He Gave A Force By Kicking The Cow

It Gave A Sound

He Formulated The 2nd Law..

“Force,F=MA”

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After Sometimes Cow Gave A Kick To Newton,,

Then He Formulated 3rd Law..

“Every Action Has An Equal And Opposite Reaction”

During a cold winter day a wife messaged to her husband that “the Windows frozen”.

Husband replied to pour some warm water on them. 

After a while husband received a message again “No way, the computer is completely spoilt now”!

One day a software engineer drowned at the sea. There are many people on the beach and they heard him crying out. But no one understood what he was trying to say. Can you guess what he was trying to say? “F1, F1”!

A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? 

B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter. 

A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father. 

B: I’m not. I’m her mother.

The doctor to the patient: ‘You are very sick’ 

The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?’ 

The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too…’

Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. 

Boy: What are the two things? 

Girl: Your feet

Little Boy Son: "My math teacher is crazy". Mother: "Why?" Son: "Yesterday she told us that five is 4+1; today she is telling us that five is 3 + 2." 

Girlfriend "What happened to your girlfriend, that really cute math student?" "She no longer is my girlfriend. I caught her cheating on me." "I don't believe that she cheated on you!" "Well, a couple of nights ago I called her on the phone, and she told me that she was in bed wrestling with three 

Bad Student One day I went into school all puzzled and said to my teacher "Miss will i get into trouble for something i havent done ?" She said "No why" I said " Because I havent done my homework.

Do You Know Who I am? Boy: Your stupid! Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No. Girl: I'm the principals daughter. Boy: Do you know who I am? Girl: No. Boy: Good. (walks away)