Very Funny Latest Jokes in Hindi

Very Funny Latest Jokes in Hindi

1

Santa dialled a phone number.

A computerizd female voice said,

"apke paas paryapt balance nahi hai - Kipaya appna mobile rechage kare".

Santa: bas janeman tumse baat ho jati hai, itna hi kaafi hai!

2

Hum to nikle the apni tanhai se ladkar Mohabbat ki talash me... 
Baap re garmi bahut the gnnaa ka ras pikar aa gaye...

3

Meri lovely GF ke Shadi ka card mila bahut bura laga yaar,

baad me soocha, shadi me jauga jarur

kyko love apne jagah hai aur

Lazedar puri-sabji, pulao apni jahah

 4

Ghadi Ghadi Selfie khichne wali

ladkiyo ke mobile

aab kuch kuch time ke baad khud hi

bol padte hai- chalo muh banao baby

selfie leni hai....

Baby-jara Lipstick aur Fair N lovely

bhi laga le slefie cute aaygi...

5

Kitne Tohfe Deti Hai. Ye Mohabbat

.

Bewafai Alag

Judai Alag

Tanhai Alag

Or

Mummy Se Pitai Alag.

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Mummy Aram Se Maro

.

.

Aashiq Hon Rajnikant Nai...!

6

Ab har msgs hamari diffrent hogi,

dil ki aawaz dil tak send hogi,

muddat ho gya kisi hasi ka didar kiye,

aur log sochte hai jane hamari kitni girlfrnds hogi

7 

A father was teaching

the spelling of word “ASSASSINATION”

to his child.

.

He says:

ek Gadha(ASS),

uspar ek aur Gadha(ASS)

jispar Mein(I),

aur mujh par sara Desh(Nation)

 8

Ek aadmi apne aap me kehta hue ja raha tha ki aisi zindagi se toh maut aachi.

Achanak Yamraj aa gaya aur bola “Tumhari jaan lene ka hukm hai”

Aadmi : Lo batao, aab insaan jokes bhi nahi kar sakta hai kya?

9

Ek dafa ek Badshah ne khushi mein sab kaidi riha kar diye.

Un kaidiyon mein badshah ne ek bahut hi buzurg kaidi ko deka..

Badshah: Tum kabse kaid mein ho?

Buzurg: Aap ke abba ke daur se.

Yeh sun ke Badshah ki aankhon mein aansu aa gaye aur kaha

.

.

.

Isko dobara kaid mein daal do, yeh abba ki nishani hai.

10

Pappu : Sir Humara Poty Aaya Hai.

Math Teacher : To Main Kya Karu?

Toilet Chala Jaa.

Pappu : Up Galat Samajhra Sir,

Humara Answer Poty (40) Aaya Hai.

11

Santa fouj me bharti hua

2 din bad jung suru ho gai

santa ki topi per goli lagi

santa ne hathiyar phenk kar bola

aqalmand ke liye ishara kafi he.

12

Marketing Company ka call -

"Hii I'm Mohit from Kolkata"

Me- to main kya karu ?

"Hi I'm Aakas from Pune"

Me- to main kya karu ?

"Hii I'm Riya from Delhi"

Me- Hiiiiiiiiiii Riya.

 13

Apple iPhone 6 launched in India at Rs. 53,500.00

mene papa ko kaha papa mughe iPhone 6 chiye.

Papa ne kaha- beta etne me to 1 bike+5 months ka petrol aa jayega

Mene moka pe choka mara - accha papa to wahe khrid do

Papa Shocked but me Rock........

14

Android’s versions are named as-

Cupcake,

Donut,

Éclair,

Froyo (frozen yogurt),

Gingerbread,

Honeycomb,

Ice Cream Sandwich,

Jelly Bean,

KitKat

Lollipop

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15

Wife : Phone pe itni dheemi awaaz mein kis se baat kar rahe ho?

Husband : Behan se.

Wife : To phir itni dhimi awaaz me kis liye?

Husband : Teri hai, Is liye...