Hilarious Funny Bengali Jokes - Part2

Hilarious Funny Bengali Jokes

1

Teacher:achha boloto surjo beshi dorkari na chaand? 

Student: sir chaand. keno na raate jokhon kono alo thake na tokhon chaand alo dey. 

2

Teacher: je onnojone sunte na chaileo onorgol kotha bole jay take ki bola hoy? 

Student: sir, tader bola hoy.. 

…. 

Teacher. 

3

Teacher: jano george washington tar babar pota gachh kete felechhilen aar nijei baba ke se kotha bolechilen. Tar baba take kono sasti den ni. Keno bolte paro? 

Student:kenona kuthar ta tokhono tar hath ei chhilo. 

4

Ekbar ek skul theke sob student der museum dekhte niye jawa holo. 

Ekj student dekhte giye ekta purono murti bhenge fele! 

Curator rege giye bollo: “jano ei murti ta 100 bochhor purono?” 

Student:” tao bhalo, ami bhablam ota notun!”

5

Teacher Student Exam Professor School and College Jokes in Bengali Exam hall exam dite giye 

Jodi dekho paper tough. 

Chinta koro na. 

Chokh bondho koro aar nijeke bolo: 

"ei subject ta khub interesting, 

ami ei subject ta abar porte chai." 

6

Ekta ghumonto bagh 

Ekta uttejito kukurer theke beshi shatiman, 

Temni 

Ek ghumonto chhatro 

Ek uttejito teacher er theke beshi bhalo. 

By, "Nikhil Bharatiyo Back Benchers Parishad" 

7

Prof: murkho ra eto proshno kore je gyani ra birokto hoye poren. 

Student:jani sir, amra sob exam ei eta bujhte pari. 

8

Ekjon lecturer maa er cheyeo mahan. 

Keno? 

Maa sudhu tar bachha der ghum parate paare. 

Kintu lecturer sob bachhader ghum pariye dey..

9

Exam e aschhe T20: 

Xam time 1 ghonta aar full marks 50 kombe. 

15 min por por break, 

Free hit marks thakbe kothin question er jonno. 

Prothom 30 min powerplay:kono supervisor thakbe na. 

Cheer girls thakbe jara proti page lekha sesh hole nachbe. 

10

janam,moron ekbar. 

Bhalobasa o ase ekbar. 

Biye o hoy ekbar. 

Kintu ei xam keno ase bar bar!

11

Amar raate ghum nei, 

Amar dine kaaj nei, 

Ami bhagwan ke jigges korlam,”am I in love?” 

Bhagwan bollen:”na botsyo, samnei tomar result..”

12

bhagyo ar problem er difference ki? 

2to chele 1 ta meyeke bhalobase=problem 

1ta chhele 2to meyeke bhalobase=talent 

2to meye ekta chhele ke bhalobase=bhaggyo. 

13

Hey! Amar ekta upokar korbe? Tomar ekta chhobi tule amay send korona.. 

Ami cards khelchhi ,kintu joker ta khuje pawa jachhe na….

14

jodi kono meyeke bipode help koro, 

se sobsomoy tomar kotha mone rakhbe. 

sudhu jokhon se abar kono bipode porbe.. 

15

teacher:achha boloto, 

"i am beautiful" eta kon tense hobe in english? 

student:mam, eta surely past tense i hobe! 

16

ekdin wife ekta gadha ke dhore bari niye aschhilo 

husband:ei patha take kothay pele? 

wife:dekhte pachho na? eta gadha! 

husband:are gadha kei to jigges korlam!! 

17

soldier:sir, amader palabar poth nei. 

amader shotrura chardik theke ghire felechhe! 

major:darun. 

ekhon amara tahole jekono dike attack korte pari! 

18

ekta mota lok ekta train er kamra te bose chhilo. 

sei dekhe ekta lok moja kore bollo: 

dada,ei kamra ki sudhu hathi der jonno? 

fat man:na na dada, 

apnader mtoto badro ra chaile boste pare.. 

19

diner:ki je koro na! 

dim gulo te eto nun keno diechho? 

waiter:sir, kichhu mone korben na plz. 

asole murgi ta high pressure e bhugchhilo tai 

dimgulo nonta!! 

20

ekta chhele ekdin naach dekhte gelo 

tar maa rege jigges korlen: 

okhane giye emon kichu dekhisni to jeta tor dekha uchit noy?! 

son:haa. ami babake dekhlam 

21

ekta chhele ar ekta meye park e bose chhilo.. 

chheleta meyetake kiss korte gelo. 

girl:uhu! biyer age esob kichhu noy! 

boy:dnt worry! dear. amar biye hoye gechhe. 

22

boyfriend:i love u 

grlfriend:mee too 

boyfriend:tumi amay kotota bhalobaso? 

grlfriend:tumi amay jotota bhalobaso thik tototai. 

boyfriend:cheater! ami bhabtam tumi amay sotty bhalobaso!!

23

ekjon sottikarer music lover kake bole?

ekta meye bathroom e gaan gaichhe 

snan korte korte... 

aar ekta chhele keyhole er kachhe 

giye nijer chokh na use kore 

kaan use korchhe!!

24

ekhon amay erokom arekta example bolo. 

student:sir, ami apnake bhalobasi. 

aar apni panra meyeke bhalobasen. 

taar mane holo, ami apnar meyeke bhalobasi... 

25

chhele aar meyer modhhe ki farak? 

jodi ekta chhele ekti meyeke chithhi lekhe, 

loke bole"loafer" 

aar jodi kono meye kono chhelek chithi lekhe, 

take loke bole"pffer" 

tofat bujhle?

26

buyer:ami ki kore bujhbo je eta khati modhu? 

seller:apnar kukur take din khete. 

jodi na khay tahole bujhben eta khati modhu 

buyer:aar jodi amar kukur et kheye ney? 

seller:tahole bujhben eta sottikarer kukur noy.. 

27

wife:amar sathe 10 bochhor? 

husband:jeno ek second er moto. 

wife:1000 taka ki? 

husband:ekta coin 

wife:ok,amay 10 ta coin dao. 

husband:ek second daro..

28

ekta juboti meye ek buro lok ke biye korlo. 

sobai jiggges korlo: 

"er modhhe tumi ki dekhle?" 

girl:"ek to er income, aar tarpor er din o kom.. 

29

himesh ekta picture joom korbe. 

ki k

ore? 

? 

? 

? 

? 

? 

"zara zoom zoom, 

zara zoom zoom..." 

30

bondhura, 

ami gandhijir photo collect korchhi 

tomader sobar kachhe tai abedon 

kichhu photo diye amay help koro. 

sudhu ektai condition achhe: 

photo ta 500 othoba 1000 takar note er opor thakte hobe 

31

ami ekjon bharate khuni. 

amai poisar jonno khun kori. 

ami ekjon khuni 

ami poisar jonno khun kori 

kintu tumi chinta koro na. 

tumi to amar bondhu, 

tai tomay ami bina poisay khun korbo! 

32

teacher:kono book bestseller hote gele 

book tate ki ki thaka uchit? 

student:sir, 

book er cover e ekta meye 

aar meyer gaye no cover. 

33

boy:tumi amay bhalobaso karon, 

aamar baba amar jonno onek taka rekhe gechhen. 

tai na?? 

girl:na idiot! 

ami tomay bhalobasi karon. 

ami parowa korina, ke tomay eto taka rekhe gechhe!!

34

chhele driving licence pawar por tar babar 1st advice: 

"dekho baba jekhane hok ar jake hok dhakka maaro, 

kintu sudhu sosta jinish ei dhakka mero." 

35

husband:amader chheleta puro amar brain peyechhe. 

wife:amaro tai mone hoy.. 

karon amar brain ta ekhono amar sathei achhe!

36

man:tomara babar boyosh koto? 

son:amar aar amar babar boyosh same 

man:ki!! eta ki kore sombhob??!:O 

son:are,amai jonmanor por i to uni baba hoyechhen! 

37

diner:ami ei pocha machh khete parchhina. 

tomader manager kothay? dako onake. 

waiter:sorry sir, onake dekeo laav nei. 

uni o oi pocha machh khaben na. 

38

keno hathi ra 

eto bor 

kalo 

hoy? 

karon. 

.. 

. 

. 

. 

. 

ora jodi sda, ar chhoto arhoto 

tahoel oder ke 

tablet bola hoto

39

husband aar gadha er modhhye ki farak? 

ans:husband gadha hote pare. 

kintu 

gadha ra etotao gadha noy je husband hobe! 

:P 

meye ar chumbok er modhhe ki farak? 

? 

. 

. 

. 

chumboke er ekta positive side thake...

40

jodi prithibi tomar charpashe bonbon kore ghurte thake, 

aar tomar hridoy er spondon bere jay, 

tumi ki bhabbe egulo prem er lokkhon? 

? 

? 

? 

na munna, 

eke bole high blood pressure! 

41

balish holo sottkarer prem er moto. 

tumi jokhon bipode poro tokhon oke jorie dhorte paro 

jokhon kado,tokhon er opor sue kadte paro. 

aar eke ador korte paro jokhon khub anondo hoy. 

sottykarer bhalobasa chai, 

bazar jao, 100 taka diye ekta balish kine aano..

42

Yash Johar ektu notun film banachhe 

uni notun kono talent khujchen. 

ami tomar naam suggest korechho 

plz onar sathe giye dekha koro. 

cinemar naam. 

.. 

.. 

'Aqal Ho Na Ho'

43

wife:ami more jete chai. 

husband:ami o more jete chai 

wife:keno? tumi keno morte chao?! 

husband:eto khushi amar soibe na. 

44

bhalobasa bondhutter pore hote pare. 

kintu 

bondhutto bhalobasar por hote pare na 

karon. 

.. 

osudh sudhu morar agei kaaj kore, 

more gele aar kono kaje ase na

45

commerce prof: kono business suru korar sob cheye important finance source ki? 

student: sir, father-in-law 

46

keno sobar eker beshi girlfriend thaka uchit. 

karon monopoly sobsomoy baje dike niye jai. 

aar competition sobsomoy unnotir pothe niye jai.. 

47

sudhu 20% chheleder mathay budhhi thake. 

tahole bakider kachhe ki thake? 

. 

. 

. 

? 

? 

tader kachhe grlfriend thake!

48

father:baba, ebar jonmodine tomar ki gift chai? 

son:beshi kichhu na baba. 

sudhu ekta radio, 

jeta ekta sportscar er sate attach thakbe.

49

Funny Bengali Jokes teacher:tumi ekta opodartho! 

jano, tomar boyoshe Bill Gates class e 1st hoto! 

student:kichhu mone korben na sir! 

kintu apnar boyoshe hitler suicide korechilo! 

:-P 

50

grlfrnd:uff boddo tight! 

boyfrnd:darao,ami thelchhi. 

grlfrnd:jor kore dokao. 

boyfrnd:ah.. parchhi na 

grlfrnd:issh! byatha lagchhe. 

boyfrnd:bad dao 

… 

.. 

. 

. 

ekta notun wedding ring kinte hbe. 

51

ekta meye ekdin greeting card kinte gelo 

girl:apnar kachhe kono romantic card achhe? 

shopkeeper:eta dekho:"to the boy i ever loved" 

girl:bah! great! 

amake ei card 10 ta din. 

52

biyer somoy keno husband wife hath dhore thake? 

karon etai riti. 

jemon boxer ra fight er age kore thake!!

53

ekta idur ekta beral ke ki bhabe propose korbe? 

.... 

? 

? 

?? 

“Billo Rani Kaho Toh Abhi Jaan De Doon.. 

O Billo Rani..!! 

54

Moral of ghajini movie: 

jokhon i nijer girlfriend er sathe dekha korte jabe, 

nijer cell phone nite bhulo na. 

aar 

jokhon khub bipode porbe, 

nijer mobile phone silent rakhbe. 

55

tumi nachte jano? 

? 

? 

? 

jano na! 

. 

. 

. 

chesta koro 

. 

.. 

. 

sotty parona?! 

. 

. 

. 

tar mane tumi pappu. 

karon only pappu can't dance..

56

girl:dear,amader engagement er din tumi amay ring debe to? 

boy:sure, kotha theke ring korbo tomay? 

landline na mobile?? 

57

jokhon akash e kalo megh kore, 

tomar kotha i mone pore. 

jokhon bristi hoy, 

tomar kotha i mone pore. 

jokhon sei bristi te ami bhije jai, 

tokhon o tomakei sudhu mone pore. 

ebaar boloto amar chhata ta kobe ferot debe?!! 

58

doctor:apni aar 2 ghontar moddhe mara jaben. 

apni ki karur sathe dekha korte chan? 

patient:haan, amai ekjon bhalo doctor er sathe dekha korte chai. 

59

teacher:who is Mahatma gandhi? 

student:mahatma gandhi holen oi lokta jini 

Munnabhai ke nijer girlfriend ke impress korar byapare help korechilen... 

60

wife:issh! ami jodi newspaper hotam! 

tahole saradin tomay hath e,tomar kachhe thaktam! 

husband:sotty, tumi jodi amar newspaper hote! 

tahole roj ami ekjon notun petam! 

61

biye holo onekta public toilet er moto! 

jara baire dariye thake, tara dhokar jonno mukhiye thake. 

aar jara vetore achhe tara beronor jonno mukhiye thake!!

62

husband aar wife holo garir tyre er moto. 

ekta kharap hoye gelei gari cholte pare na! 

tai .. 

sob somoy ekta spare tyre rakhbe..

63

Bhogoban sob jayga te thakte parben na bole 

tini maa er shristi korechhen. 

odike shoitan o sob jayga te thakte parbe na.. 

tai.. 

shashuri der shristi hoechhe!!

64

hi! 

ami agami robibar e biye korchhi 

tai ekta chhoto party o hobe. 

khub kom lokjon kei dekchhi. 

tumi o eso plz. 

kono gift aante hobe na. 

sudhu paarle biye korar moto ekta patri niye eso!! 

65

ekta meye ekta chhele ke bollo: 

tumi khub sundor, 

khub handsome, 

khub mishti.. 

oops..sorry.. 

tomake mishti bolte parbo na. 

tahole pipre ra kheye sesh kore felbe!!

66

sundor ke? 

tumi. 

buddhiman ke? 

tumi. 

mishti ke? 

tumi. 

ke bhalo bondhu? 

tumi 

ke lier? 

seta holam ami! 

67

Once, a Bengali Babu went to Galib to learn Shayari..

The Galib Sahib asked the Bengali babu to repeat after him:

"Na Gila Karte hai

Na Shikwa Karte hai... 

Tum Salaamat Raho is duniya me ,

Yahi Dua Karte hai"

The Bengali Babu repeated:

"Na Geela Korta hai,

Na Sukha Korta hai.... 

Tum Saala, Mat Raho is Duniya me , 

Yehi Dua Korta hai"

...

..

.

Galib fainted !!!

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